| BUNCH OF ARSE PRODUCTIONS | ||||
| PRODUCT RECALL | ||||
| notice no. 32 | ||||
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It has been brought to our attention that there is a fault with both the 50 litre and 100 litre tins of Mister Harris' Patent Turd Polish. Various recording artists have recently complained that, following liberal applications of said product, their shoddy and second-rate recordings have shown absolutely no improvement whatsoever. Steve Marshall Laboratories PLC is currently in the process of improving the formula, and early tests on Mr.Harris' New and Improved Patent Turd Polish have proved highly promising. For a full refund, please return your Patent Turd Polish to: Bunch of Arse Productions. Bunch of Arse Towers. Unit 2 Swan Corner. Pewsey. Wilts. UK. SN9 5HL. Whilst awaiting your refund, you may wish to pass the time by clicking on one or other of the links below. |
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