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Pants V3.0. Shat out of Hell. Calne. 2004.
Hastily written by Fal
Earlier today this year Pants V3.0 blagged some free studio time off Steve Marshall. We fucked around for a week or so recording a whole new bunch of rubbish whilst trying not to swear too much...as Steve's new studio assistant was a 14-year old girl called Jess Gatty, who was on a work experience programme from school.

Ten minutes prior to Jess arriving on her first day we all had a massive and prolonged swearing session. It was hoped that this swearing overdose would prevent us from swearing whilst Jess was around. Fat fucking chance. At 9.15 am Steve says to me " Oi. Put the fucking kettle on. Cunt "....
Ah well....we tried.

Anyway. Four news items were posted concerning this particular studio session and I post them here again for your perusal. ( You'll have to use your browser's back button to get back here. It's either that or spawn a bunch of new windows. "Evils. Two. Lesser of "...as the MOD would say :)

News Item No. 41 >>> : Steve Marshall in Asian Ladyboy Shock Horror

News Item No. 43 >>> : Pants Record a Load of Rubbish. For Free

News Item No. 45 >>> : Not Much Happens.

News Item No. 46 >>> : Kazoo Parts Added to The Sweeney Theme.

I might add some more to this at some point. But for the time being this will have to do.

Most of the stuff we recorded...but not all of it

Sweet Dreams (my LAX) >>> - The Rachel Stevens "classic". Featuring Jess Gatty ( on a week's work experience with Steve ) on Vibraslap and monstrously loud guitar chord.

Down Down >>> - Country and Western version...without the Tree and the Western

These Boots >>> - ...ending with The Benny Hill Theme

Crazy Horses >>> - Featuring Steve Marshall on the Theremin

Two Little Boys >>> - Four Hulking Yobs more like...

Rasputin >>> - Ra Ra indeed...

Music To Watch Girls By >>> Music To Wash Girls By...

The Winner Takes It All >>> Kitchen Sink Version ( From Ikea).

PC users:
Right Click - "Save Target As"....blah blah blah
Left Click - I've got Quicktime installed..so they stream in Quicktime.. which is quite nice. Fuck knows what happens if you haven't got Quicktime installed though.

Mac Losers Users: erm...you've only got one mouse button..and I have no idea what it does. You probably do though.