| 98 |
jan 29th 2008: |
After 11 years, Pants finally fuck off! |
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| 97 |
may 17th 2007: |
Steve Marshall Spotted In George Harrison Video... |
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| 96 |
may 8th 2007: |
First Pants Rehearsal of 2007!!! |
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| 95 |
april 3rd 2007: |
Pants Do Fuck All. Again... |
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| 94 |
nov 1st 2006: |
Missing Porn Mag Discovered!... |
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| 93 |
oct 30th 2006: |
Steve Wears Stupid Shoes... |
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| 92 |
july 29th 2006: |
"Hosting Company" Are A Bunch Of Cunts... |
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| 91 |
may 8th 2006: |
Fal Discovers Nazi War Criminal... |
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| 90 |
mar 15th 2006: |
Fal's Dog Poos On Julian Cope's Lawn... |
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| 89 |
dec 7th 2005: |
Dan Scribbles On Girl's Tits... |
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| 88 |
nov 5th 2005: |
1989 Video Of Fal's Old Band Uncovered... |
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| 87 |
nov 2nd 2005: |
Fal Mauled By Herd Of Canadian Bears... |
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| 86 |
sept 16th 2005: |
Jennifer Lopez " Worries About Pants"... |
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| 85 |
july 13th 1643: |
Steve Marshall Invents Time Machine !... |
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| 84 |
july 6th 2005: |
Nick Harper Holds The Fort... |
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| 83 |
july 5th 2005: |
Pants Start Second Month In Porton Down Isolation Tent... |
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| 82 |
may 20th 2005: |
...And Then There Were Two... |
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| 81 |
april 29th 2005: |
Jon Pertwee Starts BBC Dr.Who Theme Petition... |
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| 80 |
april 3rd 2005: |
Ollie (sic) Visits All-Night Zoo... |
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| 79 |
mar 29th 2005: |
Fal Gets Guitar Fixed...en France... |
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| 78 |
feb 18th 2005: |
Dan Seen Shopping In Somerfield... |
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| 77 |
feb 14th 2005: |
Olly Writes His First News Item!... |
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| 76 |
jan 19th 2005: |
Former Pants Vocalist Sean Wratten Forms Pants Tribute Band... |
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| 75 |
jan 7th 2005: |
Fal "Shit at Geography" Says Wife of Famous Norwegian Author... |
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| 74 |
jan 6th 2005: |
Loads Of Things Happen |
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| 73 |
dec 17th 2004: |
"Children and Jesus are Cunts" Says Anonymous Pants Spokesman... |
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| 72 |
dec 13th 2004: |
Fal Forced To Play "Gay Guitar"... |
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| 71 |
dec 8th 2004: |
Pants Celebrate Pearl HarboUr Day... |
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| 70 |
dec 2nd 2004 |
Pants Set To Acquire "New" Rehearsal "Studio"... |
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| 69 |
nov 26th 2004: |
First Ever Pants Rehearsal Photo Discovered!... |
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| 68 |
nov 5th 2004: |
Jeff Lynne Still Alive !... |
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| 67 |
nov 4th 2004: |
Shit Beer. Shit Song. Shit Computer... |
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| 66 |
nov 2nd 2004: |
"So Here It Is...Merry Christm-Arse"......again... |
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| 65 |
nov 2nd 2004: |
Half The Band To Have A Half-Hearted Half Rehearsal... |
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| 64 |
oct 20th 2004: |
1970's TV Action Hero Joins Our Mailing List !... |
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| 63 |
oct 11th 2004: |
All Quiet on the West-Arse Front... |
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| 62 |
sept 28th 2004: |
Nick Harper Borrows Our PA Again... |
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| 61 |
sept 24th 2004: |
Dan Collaborates On New Book For Drummers... |
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| 60 |
sept 22nd 2004: |
Update on Ollie's (sic) sick arm... |
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| 59 |
sept 16th 2004: |
Ollie (sic) Kicked by Whore... |
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| 58 |
sept 13th 2004: |
Pewsey Carnival Rock Night. We Were Fantastic... |
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| 57 |
sept 6th 2004: |
Dan ( The Face Punching Man ) Sets The Record "Straight"... |
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| 56 |
sept 3rd 2004: |
A Reader Writes In... |
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| 55 |
aug 31st 2004: |
Pants Gig In Ramsbury. " A Waste Of Fucking Time"... |
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| 54 |
aug 20th 2004: |
Pants' Pewsey Carnival Programme Entry " A Bunch of Old Cock" Says Pants Guitarist.... |
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| 53 |
aug 8th 2004: |
Moose and Becky Proud Parents of Identical Triplets.... |
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| 52 |
july 16th 2004: |
Not Much Happens...again.... |
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| 51 |
june 11th 2004: |
Fal and Ollie (sic) In Spooky Death-Of-Ray-Charles Related Incident.... |
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| 50 |
june 4th 2004: |
"Pants Were Fantastic" ( or so our local paper reckons )... |
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| 49 |
may 30th 2004: |
300+ People In Big Tent Impersonate Steve's Theremin.... |
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| 48 |
may 29th 2004: |
Rehearsals Scuppered By Arrival Of Cakes. |
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| 47 |
may 28th 2004: |
Pants To Headline Pewsey's All-Day Music Festival. Band Rehearse In Earnest. |
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| 46 |
april 28th 2004: |
Kazoo Parts Added To The Sweeney Theme... |
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| 45 |
april 26th 2004: |
Not Much Happens. Fal Proves Pheasants Are Stupid. |
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| 44 |
april 5th 2004: |
Fal Leaves Pants And Joins Einstürzende Neubauten. |
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| 43 |
mar 19th 2004: |
Pants Record A Load Of Rubbish...For Free. |
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| 42 |
mar 1st 2004: |
Carnival Rock Night??? We Read The Small Print... |
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| 41 |
feb 19th 2004: |
Steve "Theremin" Marshall In Asian Ladyboy Shock Horror. |
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| 40 |
feb 16th 2004: |
There's nothing to see here...please move along. |
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| 39 |
jan 26th 2004: |
Fal And Moose Release Pants Book For Children |
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| 38 |
jan 20th 2004: |
Pants Do Nothing. |
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| 37 |
jan 14th 2004: |
Pants Gig At The Coopers A Resounding Success. |
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| 36 |
jan 9th 2004: |
Pants Rehearse For 20 Minutes..... |
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| 35 |
jan 5th 2004: |
Das Shed In For A Refit. |
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| 34 |
dec 22nd 2003: |
Pants Reunion Gig A Resounding Success. |
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| 33 |
dec 20th 2003: |
Last Rehearsal Before The Reunion Gig. |
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| 32 |
dec 19th 2003: |
Fal Borrows Dan's Porn Video. |
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| 31 |
dec 14th 2003: |
Tea and Porn Anyone? |
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| 30 |
dec 11th 2003: |
Mouse Hunt Delays Rehearsal....Jesus Scuppers It. |
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| 29 |
dec 4th 2003: |
Caballos locos! WAAAAAH ! WAAAAAH ! |
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| 28 |
dec 4th 2003: |
Ik houd werkelijk van uw tijgerlicht |
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| 27 |
dec 4th 2003: |
Pants Now "Twice As Good As Status Quo" |
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| 26 |
dec 1st 2003: |
Moose's Guitar Workshops. The Sordid Truth Revealed. |
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| 25 |
nov 27th 2003: |
Transparent Attempts At Getting Out Of Band Practise Revealed |
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| 24 |
nov 21st 2003: |
Pants Own More Guitars Than Status Quo....probably |
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| 23 |
nov 11th 2003: |
Sesame Strasse |
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| 22 |
nov 11th 2003: |
Ex-Pants Vocalist Spotted At Party..... |
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| 21 |
nov 7th 2003: |
4th (Blood)Shed Rehearsal.... |
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| 20 |
nov 4th 2003: |
Nick Harper Tour Update |
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| 19 |
nov 4th 2003: |
Fal Learns Elusive Guitar Part.... |
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| 18 |
oct 30th 2003: |
Rain Stops Play.... |
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| 17 |
oct 24th 2003: |
Cancellation "Reasons" - The Truth Revealed |
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| 16 |
oct 23rd 2003: |
3rd Shed Rehearsal Cancelled For Various Reasons. |
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| 15 |
oct 16th 2003: |
New Line Up Spends Another 3 Hours In Pokey Little Shed. |
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| 14 |
oct 9th 2003: |
New Line Up Spends 3 Hours In Pokey Little Shed. |
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| 13 |
oct 6th 2003: |
Pants Announce First Full Band Rehearsal With New Line Up. |
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| 12 |
sept 29 2003: |
Nick Harper Wears Pants T-Shirt And Calls Man "A Cunt". |
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| 11 |
sept 25 2003: |
Nick Harper To Use Our P.A..... |
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| 10 |
sept 25 2003: |
Fal and Kelly Give Dan A Lift Home. |
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| 09 |
sept 22 2003: |
Douglas Bader Meinhof Gang Costume Ideas. |
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| 08 |
sept 21 2003: |
Moose Wins Fight On Live TV. |
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| 07 |
sept 17 2003: |
Moose Possibly Challenged To A Fight By New Model Army Front Man. |
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| 06 |
sept 15 2003: |
Fal and Moose Almost Learn Some More Songs Again. |
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| 05 |
sept 11 2003: |
Simon Le Bon Boiled To Death In Pie Factory Siege. |
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| 04 |
sept 10 2003: |
Pants announce one-off PuNk CovErS gig. |
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| 03 |
sept 02 2003: |
Fal and Moose Almost Learn Some More Songs. |
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| 02 |
aug 22 2003: |
Fal and Moose Almost Learn Some Songs. |
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| 01 |
july 13 2003: |
Pants Announce Comeback Gig. |
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feb 19 1985: |
Dog Barks At Postman. |
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may 19 1962: |
Leaf Falls On Man. |
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sept 01 1939: |
Germany Invades Poland. |
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aug 13 2200BC: |
Stonehenge Completed. |
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feb 2nd 8500BC: |
Ice Age Ends. |
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