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Pants News Item 96 : may 8th 2007 |
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| First ( and possibly last ) Pants Rehearsal of 2007!!! |
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As we've got a gig coming up in May somewhen, and as some (stupid) people are actually planning on coming to see us from as far away as London* Wales, France, Holland and San Francisco ( I kid ye not ) , we thought it might be a good idea to actually rehearse for once. Or maybe even twice. But probably only the once. Anyway.... We all blagged last Tuesday off work and went through the old setlist with a large marker pen, obliterating a whole bunch of old shit only to replace it with a load of new, but equally as shit stuff. If memory serves correctly - which it rarely does these days - Delilah, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Happiness, Music To Wash Girls By, Material Girl, Word Up and Stand and Deliver have all, mercifully, been shot through the back of the head with a large calibre handgun and dumped into a lime pit with just their underpants on. I can't tell you what we've replaced them with though. It's a secret. Suffice it to say they're all up to our usual standards.........
In other news, former Pants vocalist CentreManagerIvorRichardsTM was recently spotted fronting Germany's pioneering Cock-Rock band Röckenwurst. Well...We thought it was him. Fal bumped into Ivor the other night at The Crown in Pewsey and asked him " Are you Aubrey Rüsset from Röckenwurst?" To which Ivor replied " Fuck off, you cunt".
Guess not then. |
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Some rehearsing. Earlier Today |
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Ollie (sic) unscrewing the cap of an old German stick grenade he found hidden amongst Steve's box of "broken but probably repairable zithers" . Earlier Today |
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Former Pants Vocalist "Aubrey Rüsset". Früher heute. |
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* Added in later. London isn't really that far away at all...but somebody called Graeme bloody well moaned about London not being included in the list and blah blah blah *yawn* |
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