Over the years we've had 5 or 6 different t-shirt designs printed..along with some badges*. The ones we haven't sold yet are currently stuffed into a big box at Dan's house..or they might be in Das Shed...or in Ollie's (sic) van. Whatever... they're somewhere vaguely Pants-related. Anyway. We had this brilliant idea of selling t-shirts on this site and we're ( kind of ) in the process of sorting some kind of PayPal scenario out. However, to date we've done fuck all about it. Surprise surprise. We haven't even taken any real photos of real people wearing real shirts.....We're planning to though. So in the meantime, here are some celebrity endorsements.....some or all of which may not be entirely true. |
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| * they're "badges", ok?. not " buttons"...unless you're going to do your fucking shirt up with them or something. | ||||||
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| Former Formula 1 driver turned ( rather good ) F1 ITV presenter Martin Brundle in a Pants t-shirt he bought at the Murray Walker benefit gig we played at in Leipzig. The chap pictured with him is Yukio Mishima, the new Minardi F1 test driver. Even at a knockdown 3 quid, Mishima couldn't afford a t-shirt on his Minardi salary. " I need to buy coal first " he said. Probably. |
Hollywood star George C . Looney wearing the Pants t-shirt we sent him along with a cheque for £20.00, a disposable camera, a pre-paid return envelope and a disgustingly grovelling letter we wrote asking him if he would pose for us. Top bloke....he did as we asked, but only if "my mum can be in the picture too". Mr C.Looney is shown here with aforementioned mum. |
Patrick Stewart wearing one of the five Pants t-shirts he managed to blag off me one night after swearing blind he was Dan's Uncle Bob. This shirt had a hole in it. Apparently Patrick took it to a tailor and said " Make it sew" |
A Pants-branded B-17 Bomber. ONLY ONE AVAILABLE! Click Here For Details |
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| Depeche Mode's Martin Gore wearing one of the nine Pants t-shirts he nicked out of the back of our van one night. Asked what he thought about Pants t-shirts in general, Mr.Gore is reputed to have said " I just can't get enough" |
Sinn Féin president Gerry Adams wearing one of the three Pants t-shirts he nicked from Martin Gore at an REO Speedwagon gig in Pukatawagan, Manitoba, Canada. He is pictured here in a duet with Sinn Féin MP Martin McGuinness at that very same concert. "Oh Danny Boy. ...the pipe-bombs, the pipe-bombs are ca-alling. From glen to glen, and down the mountain side..." |
Osama Bin Laden wearing an extremely rare white Pants t-shirt. If memory serves me correctly we only printed 15 of these for a special one-off gig we did at the American Embassy in London. Odd, that. And a tad scary. | Vanilla Ice turned up at this gig we did in London. "Can I have a t-shirt?" he said. " Are you Vanilla Ice?" Sean said. " No, I just look like him" he replied. "Well. That's ok then" says Sean "even we have certain standards". Turned out it was the real Vanilla Ice of course....well done Sean. Fucked it up again :) | |||
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| Britney Spears in an extremely rare white Pants t-shirt that she won on ebay from Osama Bin Laden. Allegedly. | Kate Moss in a £17,500 bat-skin Calvin Klein fake Pants T-shirt . Apparently the use of ALL CAPS on the Pants text makes it look " nothing at all like a Pants t-shirt, you bunch of losers". Our lawyers are currently disputing this. Probably. | Porn star Ron Jeremy, pictured here in the Pants t-shirt he won after coming third in a recent Moose Look-A-Like Contest in Las Vegas. The man standing next to him is Michael Staniforth , the bloke who played Mr.Claypole in Rentaghost . Possibly. |
Porn star Peter North shown here sporting a huge pixellated hard-on and the temporary Pants logo tattoo he wore during the filming of his 1998 classic " Cumming up Rose's " | |||
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| Fal's wife Kelly with Ex-Savage Garden bloke |
David Hasselhoff in the Pants t-shirt we innocently, if somewhat rashly, sold to a "Mr.M.Bucannon" from Santa Monica Bay, USA. We are currently trying to retrieve this particular shirt. |
Avril Lavigne in a Pants t-shirt ....hey. I've just noticed...An anagram of "Avril Lavigne" is "Vaginal Liver".. hahahahahahahaha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... how amusing HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
"Famous" "actor" Chuck Norris is, apparently, a life-long New Model Army fan. He recently sent a large bag of socks and this signed photo of himself to Moose in a pitiful and risible attempt at becoming his friend. |
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