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| It is a little known fact that Dan is the President of the Bombing of Dresden Re-Enactment Society. As such he owns, maintains and flies a B-17 Bomber. Originally called "The Memph-Arse Belle" he decided to rename his aircraft following the formation of Pants in 1996. Having recently become engaged to a 23 year-old former porn-star from Stuttgart , Dan has decided - in the name of love - to "swap sides". Oberleutnant Tözer formed The Bombing of Coventry Re-Enactment Society (earlier today). He is currently looking for a buyer for his B-17 to finance the purchase of a Heinkel HE-111. Hence the inclusion of this marvellous aircraft in the Pants Merchandise Section. All enquiries regarding the sale of this B-17 should be sent to Dan |
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| Third paragraph of text edited by Moose after the discovery of 3 spelling, 2 grammatical and 5 factual errors in Fal's original. |