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Welcome to the Pants History Section. As with every other historical event, the history of Pants has been written about many times and by many* people. Some versions of events are based on actual facts that cannot be disputed whilst others are just a bunch of old bollocks, cobbled together by some cunt or other with too much time time on his hands at work.
Bunch of Arse Productions has spent minutes researching these various versions and presents, just for you, the four most widely read and accepted versions of events. |
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Chapter 1:
the history of pants according to fal
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Chapter 2: the history of pants according to moose
currently unavailable** |
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Chapter 3: another history of pants according to moose
currently unavailable** |
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Chapter 4: the true history of pants according to moose
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*well..ok. two then |
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**currently unavailable because moose has " lost them". he is, apparently, "looking for them". |