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THE DISCLAIMER PAGE.
Technical Disclaimer:
I have no idea if this site works on anything other than my PC. If it doesn't, then tough. I spend my working week catering for people running " Netscape 4 on an Amiga 500" and " AOL4 on a Mac running a beta version of OS6..or it might be OS7". I am not going to spend my free time catering for you people. If this site doesn't work properly then go get a PC exactly like mine. It'll work then. Probably.
And if you can't read this font size properly then go get a monitor exactly like mine....or some better eyes or something.

Content Disclaimer:
Some or all of the content of this site may or may not be entirely true...and some or all of said content may be written entirely in jest with no malicious intent whatsoever. Anyone with even an ounce of common sense should be able to suss out what's a load of old bollocks and what has some modicum of truth to it. If you can't tell the difference then you must be a fucking idiot or something.

Legal Disclaimer:
I may or may not have borrowed some images or words- or parts thereof - from other websites. If you believe I have and if you believe you are the rightful copyright owner of the alleged material you believe I may have borrowed then tell me....and if I have actually borrowed anything without permission then I'll delete it. Probably.

a pc and monitor just like mine.
earlier today