Ollie (sic)
Prior to joining Pants as our new vocalist and "sort-of" guitarist, Ollie (sic) lived in Switzerland with his 4 brothers. Together they ran a successful confectionary company that made a variety of novelty chocolate items, primarily for export to South America. In 2002 the company was successfully sued for libel by the Argentinian government after they were commissioned by Margaret Thatcher to make a one-off sculpture entitled " The Sinking of the Belgrano - A Tribute in White Chocolate, Praline and Hazelenuts " .
The court case and resulting pasting they received in the press resulted in the company being forced into liquidation.

The 3.1 tonne masterpiece was donated to the Imperial War Museum following Dennis Thatcher's recent death and Margaret Thatcher's move to a smaller house. Once the missing conning tower from HMS Conqueror has been replaced ( presumed eaten by Dennis Thatcher ) and the chocolate preservation procedure is finished it will go on show in January 2005. Due to Ollie's part in it all, Pants have been invited by the managing director of the Imperial War Museum to play at the grand unveiling, providing we play " that one that goes WAH WAH WAH WAH in the middle"

That'll be Waterloo then.

Idiot.