As you may have noticed this site is written in English. The other two "language options" just link off to single pages that slag the French and the Germans off in a vaguely amusing, if slightly suspect way.. And the reason for this? We are the worst country in Europe when it comes to speaking a second or third language....absolutely fucking rubbish at it we are...It's embarrassing. 99.9 % of us believe that IF YOU SHOUT LOUD ENOUGH THEY WILL UNDERSTAND YOU. Animating your rabid tirade of frantic English with wildly flailing arms and flecks of foam spurting from the sides of your mouth will, of course, make even the most foreign of foreigners understand you perfectly. Punctuating each syllable with a short finger-stab to the sternum helps immensely too.
How fucking pathetic.
Yep...English is the only language on offer here because none of us can speak anything else...Apart from Ollie (sic), who frequently speaks absolute rubbish.
|