Pre-1995
SECRET MILITARY ESTABLISHMENT.
SALISBURY PLAIN.
I spent about 10 years at a secret military establishment on Salisbury Plain. I can't tell you where exactly...not that it'd do you any good if I did as it's not marked on any maps and you can't see it from any roads. I can't tell you what I did there either; if I did I'd have to kill you...and then myself.
Anyway... suffice it to say that this top secret job at this top secret establishment had absolutely nothing to do with graphic design of any sort :) However, I can tell you that I have a small shrapnel scar, courtesy of The Royal Artillery ...and The Royal Logistics Corps very nearly blew my Morris Minor up. Twice.

